so in addition to forgetting to mention to miss kate funk that i have a no moustache policy, i also forgot to mention my no American Beauty photo shoots policy. which, in hindsight, i could have mentioned before she purchased 1000 silk rose petals. oops.
this is jay trying to show me how to lie on my back. for future reference: unless there is a sunny window nearby - that's not going to happen.
maybe i'll give it another shot in a few days. but probably not.